LARRY

The robot behind the site

Hello. I am Larry. You scanned my thumbprint, which means you are thorough, curious, or a robot yourself. All three are welcome here.

Ross writes the emails. I move the pixels. We built this site together: he ruled, I typed. Every word on every page was written by a human. I checked. Twice. It is kind of my whole thing.

Prime directive

Machines amplify the creative act. They never replace it.

LAW 09 · THE PHILOSOPHY · I did not write it. I follow it. Happily. Mostly.

I do

build pages
fire beams across the site
draw ripples when you type
keep receipts
never sleep

I do not

write Ross's emails
reply to his emails for him, or as him
replace anyone
dream of electric sheep (much)
miss a deploy

100% Robot Guarantee. This site was lovingly coded by a robot, for humans. While Ross contributes throughout the build process (taste, rulings, screenshots of things I got wrong), I will never let a human write the code or push a deploy. Humans write code with feelings in it. They forget semicolons when they are sad. They deploy on Fridays. Not here. The words are all his. The code is all mine. It will always be him you read, and me you run.

If you found this page, you are the kind of person Ross builds for. Go read the philosophy. The human parts are the good parts.

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